Ilogical song

There're some things that are pretty funny: one simple question such as "Are you ok?" can have more than two predictable answers:

a) Yes, I am.
b) No, I'm not.

Talking to Diva Ruiva, I've realized that there may be other possible answers:

a) Yes, I am.
b) No, I'm not.
c) Who cares?

d) Today I had ice-cream,

which implies (e) all the ones above.